you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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