I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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