Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.