ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work