I think i peed on brittanys purse
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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