people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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