Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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