Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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