adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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