OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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