I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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