I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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