did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
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i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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