he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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