sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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