Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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