there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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