why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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