I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
