I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what if I'm pregnant?
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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