Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
