DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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