We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I bet he comes in French.
Quick, to the slutcave!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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