Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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