dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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