id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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