I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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