Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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