kristin has been a bad kristin
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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