Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And then my night got REAL pukey
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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