i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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