I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
