just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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