yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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