You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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