Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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