If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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