Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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