I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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