Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My butt remains clenched, sir.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
