GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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