Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I need moral support for this bender
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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