Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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