If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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