hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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