I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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false alarm. still invincible.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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