bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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