You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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