i think i have herpe
just one?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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