so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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