But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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