U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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