He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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