Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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