We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
