It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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