everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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