Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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