Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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